*rolls blunts out of homework assignments i never did*
tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
my stuffed animals probably talk shit about me behind my back